R.I.P.

[Bad_Squishee]

Rest In Pieces, Haylo.

We will miss you! :cry:


I will take good care of Gary (not Wheels lover)

[HaYl0]

:( its looks REALLY bad right now.... but i have 2 weeks to try and sort it out....

[~{IBO}~]

erh... what i missed?

[Bad_Squishee]

He will die soon

[~{IBO}~]

huh?

[HaYl0]

a combination of beer, luton and girls....ending wiith my destruction...unless i can work it out :P
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Ok, here is the deal.

Im going Luton on the 7th again. I planned to meet up with Jade's friend Lauren (im changing the names here) Jade being the girl i fell for, and kept going back to. and Lauren being her friend i met while i was down there.

So I asked Jade to sort me out a hotel room because she works there and get me cheap rates, so i can go and stay with lauren ad have sexy time, now i was finalising stuff with jade on msn earlier, and she asked me iof she could stay with me the night im there (so she wont have to go home and come back for work) and i kinda said it shouldnt be a problem...so I still REALLY REALLY want to be with jade, but i kinda only went down to stay with lauren....

im deaded.

[Poopie]

Think of it this way, you could be with both. at the same time!

[BattleFieldRelics]

Think of it this way, you could be with both. at the same time!

You D/L too many films from the internet!

[Karl]

Think of it this way, you could be with both. at the same time!

if that happens his a jammy little fook

[HaYl0]

it would be called seduction not luck...

and funny you should say that, i have seen both of them kissing other girls in the past....

[RaydoX]

the only thing this thread is missing is the hovis bread music tell ya that for free!

[BulletMagnet]

lol, to avoid destruction, just avoid Luton altogether, better that, avoid women/girls full stop...

I'm sure Ph3no, Nooj or revooo will teach you the ways of man-to-man love

[Bad_Squishee]

lol, to avoid destruction, just avoid Luton altogether, better that, avoid women/girls full stop...

I'm sure Ph3no, Nooj or revooo will teach you the ways of man-to-man love

Errr exucse me but how should THEY know....? MAN-to-MAN....

[Mordeth]

Luton sounds like a place u shouldnt go hayl0.

As for a treesome, Goodluck!

Also dont listen to BM, he has weird desires.

[Muz]

hmm either way.. its a lose - lose situation..

unless they are both up for a tag team party bonus :p

and then ya screwed either way..

[Jo3_Pinneapples[CYM]]

tell her your going out for a drink with an old mate and shes welcome to stay in your room after work until you get back
fook off out meet girl number 2 and turn your phone off :D
if you dont score with girl 2 you end up at hotel with girl 1
either way you win

[BattleFieldRelics]

;184531']
if you dont score with girl 2 you end up at hotel with girl 1
either way you win

Nah, knowing Haylos luck they'll both be on!

[Muz]

Nah, knowing Haylos luck they'll both be on!

hmm what have i heard said before...

if the river runs red, take the dirt track :p

[Yorky]

better stick with the girls from Narborough (you know the kiddies you showed round)

rofl

[Jo3_Pinneapples[CYM]]

Nah, knowing Haylos luck they'll both be on!

hmm what have i heard said before...

if the river runs red, take the dirt track :p

tbh it dont matter

[Lid]

better stick with the girls from Narborough (you know the kiddies you showed round)

rofl

ROFL no suprise the lan is at the same venue this time, Haylo wants some action :p Just dont let them near me or they will get scared again lol

[Ph3nom]

lol, to avoid destruction, just avoid Luton altogether, better that, avoid women/girls full stop...

I'm sure Ph3no, Nooj or revooo will teach you the ways of man-to-man love


do me a favour and keep me out of it, k? thx :p

[Bad_Squishee]

do me a favour and keep me out of it, k? thx

Like I said.......

[Muz]

ROFL no suprise the lan is at the same venue this time, Haylo wants some action :p Just dont let them near me or they will get scared again lol

lol that was funny, with Haylo runnin round quicker to turn off Lid's monitor :rofl:

do me a favour and keep me out of it, k? thx :p

but..but... awwww meanie :(

[Nooj]

:rofl: @ this thread ! :p

[Ph3nom]

lol that was funny, with Haylo runnin round quicker to turn off Lid's monitor :rofl:



but..but... awwww meanie :(


I said to leave me out so I can only b urs ;)

[Scooter]

Ffs ash i have told you 3's up! if not laugh them off and pay £20 for a hooker...lovely jubley.

[Afrodo]

Think of it this way, you could be with both. at the same time!

In the voice of Chef from South Park.....

"You, and me, and her and her, si-multaneous................"
:lmao:

[Jo3_Pinneapples[CYM]]

lolliypops!

[HaYl0]

I FIXED IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Basically, im going on the friday and staying with Jade....then saturday night im staying with Lauren. and they both know about it....WOOP

[Lid]

So when do you have the threesome in this plan? Doesnt sound fixed to me if its only one at a time :p

[revooo]

there should be a new sticky on this forum:

"Haylo's guide to conquer as many fat birds as u like"

[HaYl0]

THEY ARE NOT FAT

talk to me on msn and ill show ya a pic!

[revooo]

there should be a new sticky on this forum:

"Haylo's guide to conquer as many fat birds as u like"

"Haylo's guide to conquer as many (likely to be fat) birds as u like"

;)

but contact me on msn if u see me and blow me away with the pics :O
I have a 19 inch screen so big changes they fit on my screen

[Bad_Squishee]

I have seen one (cba to look up which fake name she has here) and I have to say even though we know Haylo loves to sponge with up fat girls... She isnt fat.

[HaYl0]

I have seen one (cba to look up which fake name she has here) and I have to say even though we know Haylo loves to sponge with up fat girls... She isnt fat.


(L)

[Neg]

She has more fat than a pork scratching! jk! muhhahahaha!

[BattleFieldRelics]

THEY ARE NOT FAT

talk to me on msn and ill show ya a pic!

Post both their pics here.

[HaYl0]

nope. not with the amount of perverted bastards on here.

[Yorky]

Cmon Ash show pics, i dont have msn

[Mordeth]

nope. not with the amount of perverted bastards on here.

Cmon Ash show pics, i dont have msn

:eek:

[revooo]

Haylo don't want to show the pic because the reason that girl wasn't fat is because the isn't old enough to buy alcohol yet :p

[HaYl0]

*dies* after being pissed since friday midday ish until last night im fucked.


i got from this: sex, hangovers, abit poorer, alot of new friends, a few enemies, a sore hand, a fight (with someones ex :) ) some free drugs, a few bruises, and a sore cock...

all in all it was fun, i came out of a fight untouched apart from my hand hurts. i might post a full story because i think its probably the last time I go to luton for the reasons i went for this time.