Worst beers ever!

[JackOfDiamonds]

jesus....went down to the local booze buyer and they had an offer of 20 bottles of stella for 9.99.
First thought: Oh why not...is only a tenner got home, me and my home boys started drinking and after the first swig, it was probably the worst experience i have ver had [not really but close] it was actually hard to drink it....eeew. bad times.

Anyway now stella has been added to the worst beers list.
be free to add to the list, because i dont want to buy shit beer ever again.

1. Carling - WTF
2. Foster - piss from australia
3. Any pilsener - cause its just shit.
4. Carlsberg - used to enjoy it, too many pound a pints now it just taste like water.
5. John smiths - WHY!
6. Tetlys - dont care if its misspelled, its so shit it doesnt deserve to be spelt correctly.
7. Ozzo - isnt a beer but just thinking about it gives me the runs, also sambucca and anything with annazzzid! makes me want to be sick.
8. Stella - cause it makes me want to beat women and it taste like ass [nooj told me that]

*If you are under 18 you shouldnt drink! * :D

[Mordeth]

well let me think


Hansa from bergen is the worst beer ive ever tasted:P

Dahls is the best!

[Greenie]

carling doesnt seem to taste like anything, i hate fosters the most though

my favourite is kronenbourg, but i dont drink lager that often, im usually drinking guiness

[MIsc^|^decoy]

agree with the stella, exept its as bad as you mentioned ozzo is, .... THE RUNS!!!

[Mad Scientist]

carling and fosters are both incredibly offensive to the tastebuds. Carling is easily the worst.... theres a reason it sells for a quid a pint at the student bars here, the reason being urine is free.

The best beer ive ever had... hmm... Brahma from brazil or good ol' Guiness!

[PRas]

carling is rat piss! i like my 1664. As for guiness if i aint eaten before ive gone to the pub i'll have a guiness since it has the calorific content of a meal. I personally h8 becks every time i open a bottle of becks it explodes on me. Its like a bloody curse.

[Lankinator]

For some reason I've been drinking and enjoying stella lately, I usually can't stand the taste of lager, I'm more a bitters/ale and cider drinker mesen.

[BattleFieldRelics]

Stella FTW

Hofbrau is wank though.

[Bender (BBR)]

Jack, theres too mamy drinks on that list. Spirits are not meant to be nice, they're meant to be a challenge that you overcome and the reward is that you're arseholed. Although you are right about all the weak lagers, they're all gash.

Stella is my drink of choice as it gives a good cost to percentage ratio. Thing with stella is that its different in bottles than in cans (bottles are imported I believe, cans are brewed here under licence). So I would give the cans another go if you dont like the bottles.

[Yorky]

Can we also do the best lagers/beers


worst - louenbrau

best - Saporo (Japan)

[Lid]

SA FTW :p

[running sushi]

iam not drinking beer i dont like beer,beer is poo smells like horse piss but i have tryed some beer and the results are - - - >

ottakringer -poo only homeless persons *bum´s are drinking it because its costs 30cents
budvar-only beer what i can drink *only if a girl leave me

[JackOfDiamonds]

Spirits are not meant to be nice, they're meant to be a challenge that you overcome and the reward is that you're arseholed.
lolz.
Oh..i never really was a spirit fan. ever. Ive had bad experience with spirits and normally is sambucca but i have stopped drinking it.


Im more of an ale man myself...local ales normally, makes me feel like a man.

Strongbow should be on the list aswell....as its like drinking piss.
Carling at pound a pint, over here the carlsberg is a pint which has completely destroyed it.

oh lambrini aswell...wtf what were people thinking.

Best beer are normally from south america from past experience.
and i do enjoy cobra and tiger yum.

[Lankinator]

London Pride and Pedigree are 2 of my fave ales on tap at my non uni local. Not found a place up here that serves either regularly. Has anyone had an ale called Roaring Meg? It tastes a bit like lager but with all the qualities of an ale, it's gorgeous.

[BattleFieldRelics]

Bishops tipple is a nice ale but its like rocket fuel at 6%

Budweiser tastes like fizzy monkey spunk.

[Jo3_Pinneapples[CYM]]

stella must be drank as cold as you can get it !

one of the worst largers i've had is the local beer called HARP

best has to be Brains SA !
or gunniess

for ale i tryed a bottle of White Horse once and that was good, but you cant beat a good ale fest for trying loads of different ales and beers

[JackOfDiamonds]

hahaha, pint of pedigree...yeh i like pedigree but first pint is like licking leather.

meh...even if stella is ice cold it still taste bob...im put off stella for ever.

best ale ive had was one called absolution from sheffield it was like 6% but it was really sweet.

I like corona cause its like drinking nice water. :S if that make sense.
and sol oh my...its really nice but its a shame that its well expensive per bottle.

I like the beer from the mother land [san miguel] its amazing...the colder the better.
and bud meh american beer sucks dick.

[Eskimo]

Agreed with Lid..

SA FTW!

[Yorky]

bloody soft southerners drinking warm flat beer

[BattleFieldRelics]

bloody soft southerners drinking warm flat beer

What do you know, you're from Kenja! :p

[Rogue]

Kenja the Australian spiritual-based group?


Stella tastes dodgy to me, too... hard I think might be the best word off the top of my head.

Budweiser tastes like piss. Bud Ice isn't as bad but it's still a last resort drink.

Lagers of choice are Fosters, Carlsberg, Carling. Maybe Kronenberg and Grolsh if the mood takes me.

John Smiths I did like once, but the last can I had kept me up all night with an awful stomach ache and I've not touched a drop since.

Guinness. The first pint was alright, but thereon after it tasted like creamy shit. Although it was good in a Car Bomb drink.

[Lucid]

Carling, Fosters, Carlsberg, Heineken all the ~4% beers are a load of crap and taste like watered down piss. The export versions arent as bad though

Stella on the other hand at 5.2% tastes just fake to me, plus it gives me a fucking nasty hangover in the morning

Beers of choice, would be Grolsch, Hoergaargen, Caffreys an the odd pint of John Smiths. Fell in love with Tooheys when i was in Australia, cant seem to find it anywhere here though

[Bad_Squishee]

Pedigree... Nice... Thats dogfood over here...

[BattleFieldRelics]

Pedigree... Nice... Thats dogfood over here...

It is here too.

[Lid]

It is here too.

But its nice :)

[Bad_Squishee]

I'll bring my own food to ll7, thats for sure now.

And my own sambuca *Hi Jono*

[BattleFieldRelics]

I could make a comment about dog food and squishee. But I won't.

[Chezhed]

Worst shit ive had is that Carling lite tastes like fuckin water...

And you want summat to rocket ur socks off have some Hoegaarden! now thats the shit!

[Lid]

You know one thing ive noticed from this thread, nearly everyone has tasted piss.

[BattleFieldRelics]

You know one thing ive noticed from this thread, nearly everyone has tasted piss.

And one person has even tasted monkey spunk. Apparently.

[Bad_Squishee]

I could make a comment about dog food and squishee. But I won't.

I could make a comment about you wearing pink dresses. But I wont.

[Nooj]

Worst one i EVER had was Fosters .. and Lid
s beers @ LL6 .. OMG LID THEY WERE SO CRAP :p
And Fosters .. cuz it made me puke @ LL6 !

Best beer ive tasted is Sapporo .. great beer :D

[Lid]

Worst one i EVER had was Fosters .. and Lid
s beers @ LL6 .. OMG LID THEY WERE SO CRAP :p
And Fosters .. cuz it made me puke @ LL6 !

Best beer ive tasted is Sapporo .. great beer :D

Think I had Bodingtons at the LAN because I got it cheap :) its not too bad better than all the crapy lager anyway.

[Greenie]

hehe! boddingtons isnt that bad

[Muz]

Budweiser is only nice if from the tap.

im more of a fosters person rather than carling or carlsberg

but then Tennents special brew is good for getting smashed 13% :p

Vodka is great btw, u dnt get hangover frm it lawl

[Mordeth]

Vodka is great btw, u dnt get hangover frm it lawl


so thats why u drank it so much...ah well. I do get hangover from it! But not from Rum...weirdly enough.

[Nooj]

I get hangover from cheap bad destilled booze ..

Nothing else :)

[happynoodleboy]

Best is definitely Hoegaarden- but fresh Belgian hoegaarden with a slice of lemon in the right glass, not the bottled crap they sell in the UK.
As far as the worst goes, from what I can tell 99% of UK 'lager' contains a minimum of 50% std-infected-tramps piss....

[Zeph]

Worst Lager: Stella Artois (ReASSuringly expensive)
Favourite Lager: Kronenbourg 1664

Worst Ale: Theakston's Old Peculiar
Favourite Ale: Old Speckled Hen


Worst Spirit: Aftershock (OK well a Liquer Really)
Favourite Spirit: Jack Daniel's (mmm warm and fuzzy)

[Muz]

so thats why u drank it so much...ah well. I do get hangover from it! But not from Rum...weirdly enough.

nope i drank it soooo much cuz i can drink it for days on end.. the no hangover is just an added extra party bonus :p

spirit wise/shot wise it doesnt bother me, if its there its drinkable

foreign beer wise, i do like the odd oranjeboom or however its spelt lol thats quite noice.

im not much of a beer/ale type myself

i see noone has mentioned cider...

Stowford Press ftw and Black Rat :D

[RaydoX]

one of the worst largers i've had is the local beer called HARP

my worst too joe its horrible that tasted like vanilla last time i had it gave it the landlord back and got a XXXX.

i love american beer MGD (miller genuine draft) is my best my a mile my other is Busch beer its made by budweiser but sold only in america :( you can get a 24 pack from walmart there for like 8-9 dollars few cans of that by the pool heaven!

[Lid]

I had a drink in weatherspoons before on valentines day and it was called valentines something cant remember exactly and it was one of their guest ales which I usually try out was something like 14%. The guy at the bar asked if I was sure I wanted to try it because some old guy had 2 pints earlier and was in a mess, not sure if he was drunk or just feeling sick lol.

But I had a try anyway, it was a slightly radioactive looking pink colour and tasted terrible but I just about managed to drink it all, was talking to the guys at the bar afterwards and they were trying to work out what the hell was in it., didn’t bother with another pint of it :p

[zumi3z]

Bud Ice isn't as bad but it's still a last resort drink.I buy Bud Ice for everyday drinking, it's fairly good actually imho. But you can't beat the real budwieser (http://www.pivovary.info/prehled/budvar/l_budvar_tm.jpg).

This is proper beer though...

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/1434.jpg

[JackOfDiamonds]

Any bottled ale from the company wychcraft sucks massive dong.
its horrible.

OH OH OH, banana bread beer...W-T-F! it was soo horrid.

[Emperor]

I think that cara pils is the worst beer ever, and Duvel is the best beer i think...

[Jo3_Pinneapples[CYM]]

Best is definitely Hoegaarden- but fresh Belgian hoegaarden with a slice of lemon in the right glass, not the bottled crap they sell in the UK.
As far as the worst goes, from what I can tell 99% of UK 'lager' contains a minimum of 50% std-infected-tramps piss....
i get this on tap in Belfast and its a great drink but i couldnt drink it all night
must ask for a slice of lemon next time i have one
but the worst thing about it is, you only get it in 1/2 pints and it costs the same as a full pint!
so if i have 2 or more i end up leaving with the glass
at the price i pay i've payed for the glass...

[BulletMagnet]

I like the occasional Tiger or Asahi beer, don't like Tsing Tao cos it basically tastes of nothing.

[Lankinator]

Any bottled ale from the company wychcraft sucks massive dong.
its horrible.


Filthy FILTHY lies! Hob Goblin and Goliath are both gorgeous

[Jo3_Pinneapples[CYM]]

he is young lanky and does not understand the way of the ale drinker!

[JackOfDiamonds]

Ale drinking wowow.
Ale is nice at the local pub.
thats all the server were i live!

COUNTRY SIDE FTW!
you all city folk with your posh beveridges!

bottle ale loses at life.

[Legge]

Best beers are grolsch and bitburger.

Worst is probably carling, may as well be water.

[JonO]

I'm struggling atm.. Used to be Stella and nothing else, but alas the side effects started to leave me lonley.

Just delt with 5 cans Budweiser.. was ok but bit pricey. Spose it's all about the after effects these days, so I'll let you know if my head hertz 2moz.

Calsberg export seems to suck less than most other tripe :).

[happynoodleboy]

;187066']i get this on tap in Belfast and its a great drink but i couldnt drink it all night
must ask for a slice of lemon next time i have one
but the worst thing about it is, you only get it in 1/2 pints and it costs the same as a full pint!
so if i have 2 or more i end up leaving with the glass
at the price i pay i've payed for the glass...

Thats why you have to get it in Belgium... its normal price over there. I can never believe the amount of money they charge for recycled urine in UK pubs.