King of the Hill! Another game! :D

[Kaffo]

Right-e-o due to (un)popular demand I present King of the Hill!

This one is just as simple and a little more demanding of imagination and concidering the ammout this comunity have we shouldn't have ANY problem :D

Down to business, basically I'll start as the King of the hill (of course >:D) and each person knocks the previous one off the hill in any manner posibal, then claim the hill for them selves!

So lets make another little section from our fav posters Bob John and Bill :D

*kicking previous person (Bill) off the hill*John: I run back to the hill and on my way back meet Austin Powers who, after some pints at the bar, teaches me his infamous "Judo Chop" and I run to the top of the hill and Judo Chop Bill's ass into next week and claim King of the Hill!

*kicking John off the hill* Bob: I happen to be flying past the hill in my jet when I see John, I leap out and fly kick him in the knees breaking them, then push John off the hill, I am the King now!

*kicking Bob off* John: I use some nearby bandages to fix my legs, go learn some martial arts off my old mate Chuck Norris and round house kick you into mars! I reclaim my place as king! muhahaha!

See its simple! Come up with the most crazy stuff people, use what ever the hell you want to get that person off the hill and claim it as your own!!

IMA THE KING NOW MUHAHAHAHA! TRY AND GET ME OFF! :devil:

[Eskimo]

I'm Eskimo, I need no reasons to become king of the hill..
I am, king of the hill.

[Kaffo]

I just run back up and watch you melt under the sun cos it's too hot, I am once again the King of the hill :V

[Eskimo]

Your attempt failed miserably.
I am still, king of the hill.

[Kaffo]

I run off into the distance, hire a fat arsed cannon from B&Q and come back, stuff you into the cannon and fire you off around the world in 80 seconds, you continue to circle the world for as long as time flows.
IM KING OF THE HILL YEAH!

[Eskimo]

I gradually lose momentum and land just on top of the hill thus knocking you from your spot, you roll down the hill and 4 sharp titanium spikes go through your head leaving no sign of life.

You died, I become king of the hill.
You're out of the game.

I am still, king of the hill.

[Jo3_Pinneapples[CYM]]

i buy loads of tnt and blow the hill up no hill left....

[Kaffo]

Apon being found by a nice doctor, I was given life back and I came back to the blowen up hill, I then summon apon the power of Azaroth to respawn the hill that is now 6x larger and I reclaim my place ontop as the King!

[<PrivatePile>]

After taking refuge in a church, I pray to the Lord Almighty for His divine intervention. Unbeknown to me, with a puff of smoke Kaffo disappears into thin air. The next day I come across the hill, spot that it is now empty and reclaim myself as King of the Hill!

[ViXeN]

As the queen of darkness i raise an army of dead to tear PrivatePile apart. The evil spirts possess him and he tries to fight them off but can not win as he is pre occupied with the zombies pushing him further down the hill. The hill is now empty as i run to the top. I am King of the hill!

[Kaffo]

Well somehow Pile's prayer had sent me to hell, there (using my 1337 gambling skillz (cheating)) I beat the devil himself at a game of poker gaining me one free wish. So of course I wish to reclaim my kingship! Vixen is standing at the top of the hill when the devil comes up and throws her off and into the distance. I am put safely back onto the hill and I am now the King once again!!

[<PrivatePile>]

The righteous army of two - dirty lil devil Vixen and the holier than thou PP (sshh ;)) combine forces to create the ultimate army of angels and demons. We march together as one towards the hill. Kaffo quakes in his boots antcipating the pain he is about to receive. The amalgamation gets to work on the poor unfortunate soul that was once Kaffo, tormenting him incessantly until the ends of time! Both Vix and PP realise what a great couple they make and decide to become the King and Queen of the Hill.

[ViXeN]

aww :)

[Kaffo]

While you two are both busy celebrating, I pill a slab of meat out of my pocket that I was keeping (don't ask, please don't) and distract the army with it (yes angels are just as silly as demons it turns out!) then I run back to B&Q and using my store credit I got from the cannon I buy some TnT and a shovel (there are bits of B&Q you don't know 0.0). I dig under the hill and plant the TnT, run away and press the det, you two go sky high, I run back to the smoldering hole that is the hill......when I notice a much larger nicer hill right next to me! I am now king of the nice new hill :)

[stiffeh]

I take the shovel kaffo dropped i sneak behind him while hes celebrating cause he found a hill I pull down his pants and put the shovel in his ass. I claim myself as QUEEN of the hill ^^

[Kaffo]

I pull the shovel out my ass, the smack stiffeh in the face, reclaiming my title....again!