Big Eat [The gluttony thread]

[Bender (BBR)]

Last night my housemate and I did an eating competition to see who could eat the most. I won by eating

3 pieces of KFC chicken
2 packs of chips
1 zinger tower burger
3 hot wings

Does anyone else do similar eating endurance challenges?

[Urb']

i have similar to that as my eating endurance challenge, i called it lunch.

[happynoodleboy]

At one point when I was in college BK had a 2 woppers for a quid or something thing going on (it was a klong time ago). I could only manage one (I'm a lightweight) but a mate managed 4 of them. :throwup:

[Dolko]

Hm...I feel Squishee should answer this thread...

[MIsc^|^decoy]

2 big macs, 9 chicken nugets, quarter pounder with cheese, chips , large coke, and some left owers. this hapens quite often every 1 or 2 weeks, and i somehow have managed not to gain any weight.

my family call me the 'Black hole of Dundrum'(dundrum is the area wher i live)
and now they've jsut built MAcyDs there

[GreenGrass]

I dont eat much... I just eat all the time...

[MIsc^|^decoy]

anyone heard of this GI diet, seems clever and effortless not that it is needed, some people would be alreadyu be doing it withput knowing

[happynoodleboy]

I never gained any weight until I hit 30. Mind you I also quit a very stressful job and stopped smoking. Now I go to the gym and have to watch what I eat because otherwise... fat-bellied-karl comes out!

I can't believe how much you can eat M_D...!

[Afrodo]

14 slices of pizza at the Pizza Hut all you can eat buffet.
A friend did 18 the next week. Bastard

[Gonny]

Me and my mate had a double cheese burger competition the once, i ate 5 and he got thru 6 1/2!! hes one of those bastards that can eat loads and never put on any weight whatsoever :D

[MIsc^|^decoy]

that be me too , ive stuck at 55 kg for the past 6 years

[MIsc^|^decoy]

and ive been eating like a pig espesialy between the ages of 9-13

but with such gift comes a price, terrible acne/black head problem, bahh makes me want to rip that top layer of skin off

[Legge]

lol i only eat bout one healthy meal a week and the rest is junk food and i never put on weight, tho it could be a glandular thing (seriosuly).


Went to a BBQ last week andhad 3 burgers, 3 hot dogs, 4 chicken legs and 3 bits of belly pork. Still never put on weight either.

[MIsc^|^decoy]

what about he next morning any brekie??

[Bender (BBR)]

I once ate two double whopper meals (didnt have the balls to 'go large'). That was a pisser, its the chips and drink that do the most damage.

My mate who holds the record ate a KFC family feast: 6 pieces of chicken, 4 chips, beans, coleslaw and...

a vienetta

[MIsc^|^decoy]

vienetta?

[Bad_Squishee]

Shut it, Dolko. :bitchslap



I had 4 as far as I remember but it was when I was younger.

1. Had to eat a giant cup of http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_9v.gif (which I did. Think I won some money.)

2. Had to order a real hot soup http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_75.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_75.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_75.gif in a thai restaurant and eat it (which i did while I crying. Got me a new watch though.)

3. Made Mr. McDonalds rich when we wanted to find out who could eat more (2 BigMacs, 2 Cheeseburgers, 6 or 9 Chicken McNuggets, large http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_5_20.gif, Milkshake, a coke and the those apple dessert thingies. Then I ran out of money. Won it anyway. But hey I was only 14 or something and I needed the food)


4. Mini http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_5_30.gifs at the cinema. Dont remember how many but I regreted it during the film (got home and ate the rest of it. Always the same- Squishee sees donuts, eats them and feels like http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_119.gifafter it)



Brought some uhm peppers over to LL1 for BBR the wannabe spick... And some Tequilla... Quarter spick if hes lucky... :D


Other comptetion is called life and the struggle for food- never really stop eating for some reason. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_12.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_3_16.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_3_7.gif

[MIsc^|^decoy]

nothing beats food....does it??

oooo and i miss that really and i mean really spicy thai noodles our maid used to get me and my nephew for lunch. it was soo spicyi would eat them for ever

[Bender (BBR)]

My mother is full spick so that makes me half. Bloody German/Croatian gringo.

And I caned you [squish] on the pepper challenge. And I didnt cry. Not once.

[Jo3_Pinneapples[CYM]]

lol i think he did squish sorry

once eat 2 wimpy 1/2ponders with cheese, 3 bigmacs, 3 milkshakes, 6 large fries, 2 hot apple pies, 2 slices of pizza and 4 donuts.

also eaten 2 large pizza hut deeppan pizzas and loads of the icecream factory.

now the best ever eating comp i ever did was to eat my way thro the big tubs of icecream that they have in hagen daz, (the ones they server you out of in the cafe's) got 3/4 of the way thor befro my work mates told me to stop !!

[Bad_Squishee]

LOL You were asleep all the time, Jo3...

You missed BBR begging for mercy when we drank Tequilla so shut it and make another couch blue...

[GreenGrass]

I think my all time greatest efford was a 2 litre pot with new small potates almost full... and with it lamb and vegetables to go with the potatoes.... but that was back when I was growing to be a big boy... and it took me quite some time lol

[[x]wyre]

nothing beats food....does it??

Sex.












But only just.

[Dolko]

nothing beats food....does it??
Food on an extremly fit 18-yr old blond girls belly!
Aw...Best strawberries i ever had...

Anyways...Once i ate 3 Kebabs....Just think how the visit to that poor toilet was after.....

Stop it gross Dolko...Shhhh....*I dont want anybody else, when im acting mad yes i slap myself.... Ah........Yes..... bad boy...... :bitchslap

[TheFella]

I once went on a food crawl. We went to about 7 places and had a massive meal(s) in each. It was wicked!


I also did the 'Advent Challenge'. My mate (D)Anger had bought some cheap advent calendars in Tesco and gave me one and said he'd give me a lift to my front door if I finished them in time, otherwise he was going to drive to his house and make me walk with all my shopping.

The only catch was, I could only use one hand. I struggled for about 6 doors, then realised I could open the door, then use aim, speed, and a short stopping distance to make them fall into my mouth.

The woman in the next lane looked very disturbed when she glanced across and saw me banging an advent calendar into my face repeatedly....

[Agent.Orange]

The woman in the next lane looked very disturbed when she glanced across and saw me banging an advent calendar into my face repeatedly....

LOL :laugh:

[Bender (BBR)]

Ate 13 pork pies for a bet last night. I can feel my arteries furring up as I type this

[Yorky]

2 full chicken parmos, chips & creamed cabbage after 14 pints of lager

[BulletMagnet]

I think the best one for me was eating Sushi that was loaded with thick wasabi (Salmon Nigiri i think they were).
I managed 40 pieces, my mate gave up with tears in his eyes at 17 pieces.