1 Million Penguins vs 1 Polar Bear

[SentineL_]

Who would win in a fight vs

1 Million Penguins and 1 Polar Bear?

Explain why :p

[Bear]

Bears, just coz! :D

[Agent.Orange]

Is that real Penguins or chocolate ones ? :rolleyes:
I think it would have an effect on the out come ;)

[SentineL_]

Real ones :p

[Urb']

I would win in a fight vs 1 Million Penguins and 1 Polar Bear.. Chuck Norris would win for sure.. he would turn the continent upsidedown and drown the buggers.

i want a machette and a chain gun though.. with lots of ammo.

[Poopie]

penguins are vicious creatures. Polar bears are cute and cuddly. Why else is Linux using a penguin as a logo? nuff said

[Agent.Orange]

The penguins would only win if they were homicidal, Most of the time they huddle together making stupid noises and poo'ing.
But the bear couldn't manage in one sitting, He'd need a rest by which time the penguins have gone over to the next ice cube and got all their "well 'ard" penguin mate's over for a
bit of back up.
As polar bears wander around with no mates....where's he's back up ?

Penguins Rock.
Polar bears...big fat woofta.

[Alias]

lool the polar bear... get a bit of mighty boosh going... the polarbear is white except for its nose... and when its hunting it covers up its nose :) poor penguins wouldnt stand a chance!!!! but ofcource they would have to get from one pole to the other or arrange a half way meet? in which case i am not sure how comfortable either species would be in tropical conditions.

[Lid]

lool the polar bear... get a bit of mighty boosh going... the polarbear is white except for its nose... and when its hunting it covers up its nose :)

What about his nipples?

Sorry more mighty boosh

[MIsc^|^decoy]

scenario 1: the polar bea, first kill off about 150 of them tare their bones out of them make a fortress with a small entrance wich can be closed and opened, and now and then kill couple of them drown them or eat them, the use some of the bones as throwing knifes.

scenario 2: all one million penguins surround the bear and advance at the same time and peck him to death or else scare him or make him starve to death by not leting him go any where

[Neg]

the penguins would kick ass. 1 million is a lot
of penguins! If they attacked the bear would
be screwed, there would be nothing left.

Or the other point is: 1 million penguins are gonna be
pretty heavy with the added weight of the bear it's
a receipe for disaster. The ice would crack and they would all drown!

[Bender (BBR)]

Who says the arena has to be on ice. Due to polar bears and penguins living on separate poles they could easily meet somewhere in the middle like the sahara where the polar bears coat would cause it severe dehyration, whilst 1 million pengiuns could all go and chill out in some oasis.

[SentineL_]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6914/penguin7iy.png


OWNED!

[JanthraX]

polar bear cause of the sharp stuff it has, like teeth and claws etc

[[x]wyre]

Do these theoretical penguins have aimbot?

[Gazaridis]

Penguins easily. Assuming the bear doesn't have access to weaponry, he'd die of exhaustion.

[bluebolt13]

polar bear because penguins won't attack it, they'll just fall on there backs and not be able to get up :p

[Mordeth]

does the bear have a superhax..with aimbot, wallhack ect? cos then i think he could take out quite a few penguins

[Jules]

i vote penguins, just cos i wanted to c wot other ppl had voted. plus the penguins have danny devito as there insane master :P, who has the polar bear got... batman??? i think not

[Ardvark]

I vote pengiun based on the good evidence given on:
http://www.geocities.com/grendelthedog/BABY_PENGUIN.html

[Grez@llen]

These penguins would own the polar bear tbfh!

http://www.loonyasylum.net/imagehosting/hosted/grez_image_description_31043.jpg

[SentineL_]

I think that 1 polar bear would very easily kill 1 million penguins!

[Tinwax]

the bear by miles just think what would happen if it farted!!!

[Graverob..Dog]

They would never meet as they both live on opposite sides of the earth. Unless a zoo happened to have 1 million pengins.

Strange question, don't tell any shrinks that you think of these things m8 :D

[SentineL_]

i know they live on different sides of the earth, thats why the question came up in the 1st place :p

we were wondering what would happen :p

[insomnia]

i think the polar bear would ether choke on the 30th penguin he eats or drown on the way to the penguins :D

[SSS]

1 million penguins will smother the bear....god this is the daftest post i ever replied too :)

[Emperor]

The polar bear will win why?
Because google fight tells he will

[Jodo]

are the penguins armed with laser beams?

[Emperor]

Oh Noes the laser beams...
If there are laser beams involved the penguins will win :D

[TheFella]

and when its hunting it covers up its nose :)

This is actually a myth. There is no scientific evidence for this. The same as polar bears being left-handed.

They do, however, have black skin and hollow, transparent, colourless hairs. In fact some polar bears have turned green due to algae growing inside the hair.

Penguins are cool as well, but I haven't studied them as much. (I did biology at uni, it's not just a weird hobby).

[Burger]

why fight? what about if they made love there would be millions of bearuins or penguears!
however I'll go for the million penguins